Quit jivin' me turkey

nymphamortem:

"Well girls, keep that in mind next time your friendzone somebody!"

THIS IS A TERROR CAMPAIGN

YOU’RE TELLING US YOU’LL LITERALLY MURDER US IF WE DON’T SPREAD OUR LEGS FOR YOU OR IF WE DON’T DATE YOU

THAT’S IT THAT’S THE WHOLE MESSAGE

YOU WANT US TO LIVE IN FEAR AND WE SURE DO

I WANT TO FUCKING CRY

150,413 notes   -  5 August 2014

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

564,118 notes   -  5 August 2014


ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

353,229 notes   -  5 August 2014

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

541,509 notes   -  4 August 2014

justjoshhn:

ridge:

IM FUCKIN SCREAMING 

Omg


unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

425,247 notes   -  4 August 2014

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

163,627 notes   -  4 August 2014

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

image

737,960 notes   -  4 August 2014

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying



invisiblecircus:

jessiedoodles:

Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.

omg this

114,344 notes   -  4 August 2014